honestly the ideal date would be eating takeout Chinese in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
Person: *has never worked in retail or food service*
When Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) is preparing to draw Rose (Kate Winslet), he tells her to “Over on the bed… the couch.” The line was scripted “Over on that couch”, but DiCaprio made an honest mistake and James Cameron liked it so much he kept it in.
fun fact everybody
So really, he fucks up in every film he’s in, but the director always decides to keep it going
maybe that’s why he hasn’t got an oscar
You better take that back
you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.