please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
i miss affection so much
i always wanna hold hands and snuggle and to kiss someone everywhere
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated
Animals Growing Up
Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dashThe turtle one