Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
(Source: sarcastics)
People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.
(Source: tobagogray)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. *props up pillows and folds blankets* *pillow falls over* uh *sweats nervously* this doesn’t usually happen i promise
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
Like a white kid in July
this is probably the most relateable text post for me, ever
Joe Biden responds to second-grader with personal, handwritten note.
